Mothers day here in S.A soon so thought I'd share this email with you.

ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

3. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

6. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

7 Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

8. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

9. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

10. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

and my favourite.....

11. Sadly, all men are created equal.