Another funny email

This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive
today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one morning,
I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been
rescheduled for that morning at 9.30am. I had only just packed everyone off
to work and school, and it was already 8.45am. The trip to his office took
about 35 minutes, so I didn't have time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that
was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the clothes
basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked
over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some
other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor
said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of
the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning & cooking.
After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter saved inside it.'
NEVER going back to that doctor.....EVER!!