For Cheryldenes 21st birthday she decided she would do something a little different, and so planned to take a selected few of her friends to none other than Tease hers.
Not being one that can resist teasing my child, I volunteered to go with.
She responded by telling me I could only come with if I did not embarrass her!
How was I supposed to take that.
I promptly invited (bullied) three like aged ladies to join us and we decided to join the girls.
At about 5 in the afternoon all the spruced up little nymphs started arriving, with their skimpy outfits and dolled up faces.
The older crowd started trickling in at around 7pm. The louder the youngsters got, the more us fogies drank, so by 9pm when my long suffering husband loaded all 9 of us (sardines in a can) into his car to take us to the club, we were all in very good spirits (loaded up with some pretty strong spirits).
We walked into the venue just in time to see the guy stripper take his last scrap of clothing off, and starting swinging charlie around (always wondered what they do once naked......after all, we all know the girls swing their boobies around with nipple tassels and such fancy luminance thingies .....now I know I'll sleep better at night!) The youngsters all covered their eyes with shock and horror written on their faces. Yeah right, like I fell for that act - peeking between their fingers to make sure they missed nothing!
Needless to say with a start like that, it got very raunchy. My baby girl (all of 18) said her worst moment was when her sister paid for a body shot for her, and as the stripper dude lay her down on the stage she looked up into my face...
now what girl doesn't dream of being in that position in from of their mother.
I still blush at the thought of her humiliation. But man it was fun.
The evening wore on, and we saw a few more actual "dances" and chatted up the young guys, and towards 2am (yes 2am and a whole load a savannas later) I got it into my head that the people in the room all needed to see my pole dancing technique.
I techniqued myself to such an extend that three days later I still could not stand up straight. Who knew you had 20 muscles in your butt, all of which could be pulled when you slid seductively up and down a dancing pole.
Lets not talk about my legs and arms, but the most surprising was my fingers.
I swear I only remember gripping the pole, I clearly had a good grip because it took my almost a week to get the full use of all my fingers back.
I am , however , very proud of me.
I can only imagine how terrible I must have looked up there, but I did manage to get a few of the party up there with me, and I triumphed in embarrassing my daughter.
Mission accomplished.
I learnt all three of the guys "normal" occupations, their names and ages and a number of other things, which horrified my husband and brother no end. Brian's retort was that when he goes to these places, he looks, but does not chat them up. They are there for a job, and that's it.
He doesn't understand.
I am old
I loved having the pleasure of these young , firm, sexy okies chatting to me, knowing full well they were not interested in anything weird, and they knew I wasn't either. It was fun.
Besides, the looks of envy from the nymphs was enough to egg me on.
At one stage in the evening Cheryldene ordered a table dance.
Only one rule
DO NOT TOUCH.
He went around the table from girl to lady and got progressively more de robed.
Luckily I was second in the seating arrangement, so he had pretty much everything on when he was writhing above me sigh).
One of the 'like aged' ladies and a few of the nymphs (what happens in teasehers, stays in teasehers - hence no names) had a really hard time with the no touch policy.
At 4am my baby girl phoned her dad, and told him to come fetch us.
4am.
I ain't seen 4am for a very long time.
Not so happily in any case.
The sardines all piled back into the car, and all of us crawled into bed as the sun came up.
Was a wonderful, funny evening. A night to remember, and while I felt my age the next day, and the day after that, I am so glad that Cheryldene now has a memory that she can treasure.
Don't think she'll be mentioning any future events within earshot of her mother again though. Not if there is the slightest chance she may be embarrassed by me.
Would never tell her so, but doubt I would survive another night like that anyway.
2 comments:
It sounds like a good time was had by all!
It was fun my friend, even though we felt really old with all the other young dollies there. We still had fun.....THANKS for a FUN night out.
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